Lee of the Day: A History
The last day of “Unsuccessful Suicide Week” led to Lee attempting to drown himself.
Being piss poor, however, Lee does not have access to a decent swimming pool so he uses the kiddie pool out back.
Two things to note:
Yep, that’s the kid from Thanksgiving, and also Lee can stand straight up with a boulder tied to his chest because his lumbar region is made of titanium alloy, (what they use on the space shuttle).