Household Cleaner Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

We might as well call this one, “The Lee that went too far”.
I thought it would be cool to imitate the Mr. Clean logo, and before I knew it I had drawn an entire bottle filled with Ecto-cooler colored liquid.
With all of this effort, you would think someone had suggested this…

Number One Pick 1984 Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

Drafted by Houston 2 picks before Michael Jordan, Lee was picked number one overall in 1984.
He didn’t make the original Dream Team in 1992, but that is only because he was Nigerian.
(Which explains the tuxedo..)

Sam Thomas’ Mom Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

Wow, where to begin.
Suggested by Sam Thomas herself, this Lee has a lot of background info.
First of all, Sam is in high school and her Mom gives her drug tests all of the time.
Also, her Mom has removed the door from her bedroom as a form of punishment.

I did my best to depict Sam’s room based on her likes and dislikes, as for depicting her Mom, I went with a June Cleaver meets Col. Frank Fitts theme.
It was the best I could do under the direction I received.

Sickening Six Flags Mascot Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

How far is Six Flags going to go with their new mascot?
First it was just an old guy dancing to a song from 1997, and now he is driving a bus and luring children onto it with candy.

Actual Payne Stewart Golfing Outfit Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

I was stumbling around on the internet last weekend and I came across a picture of the late golfer Payne Stewart wearing this exact outfit.
I had to recreate it using Lee.
If you can find a funnier Payne Stewart outfit, send it to me and I’ll recreate that one too.
Then it will be entertaining to both of us.

Gunshot to the Forehead Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

Day 3 of Unsuccessful Suicide Week was a close one.
Lee could only find a paintball gun and thus was saved.
Did God come down and stop the paintball?

Better luck next year.

Ingested Popcorn Kernels + Electric Blanket = Death Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

In the 2nd day of “Unsuccessful Suicide Week”, Lee has ingested a large amount of popcorn kernels and then wrapped himself in an electric blanket.
The result does not kill him, it only makes him very warm and later he will poop like a bunny, (maybe it is because he forgot to eat butter too).
Better luck dying tomorrow.

Thanks to Greg from Brighton for the suggestion.

Attempt to Die Laughing Lee

Lee of the Day: A History

Since last year’s Unsuccessful Suicide Week was such a smash, we are bringing the theme back for 2005!
(Feel the exclamation)

Here is Lee’s first 2005 attempt gone wrong:
he locks himself in a room with nothing but the hilarity of Ray Romano in an attempt to die laughing.
Better luck tomorrow.