Ingested Popcorn Kernels + Electric Blanket = Death Lee

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In the 2nd day of “Unsuccessful Suicide Week”, Lee has ingested a large amount of popcorn kernels and then wrapped himself in an electric blanket.
The result does not kill him, it only makes him very warm and later he will poop like a bunny, (maybe it is because he forgot to eat butter too).
Better luck dying tomorrow.

Thanks to Greg from Brighton for the suggestion.

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