The Third Day of Christmas Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
12/03/2004


Who wouldn’t want these French Hens as a Christmas present?
You can tell they are French because they don’t shave under their arms.
Ooh la la!
(What’s the French word for “cliche?”)

The Second Day of Christmas Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
12/01/2004


I’ve never seen a Turtle-dove, let alone two of them, so I went with the only flying turtles I have ever seen:
the koopa troopers from Super Mario Bros!
Not bad on short notice.

The First Day of Christmas Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
11/29/2004


This is the first in the “12 Days of Christmas Series”
Two things you may be wondering about
yes it is a good idea right now.
No, I haven’t thought this through at all.

Elf Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
11/26/2004


Just to let you know, I plan on bringing out every Christmas reference I can from now until the big day.
Call it my gift to you.
(Yes, it is equal to a lump of coal)

Risky Business Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
11/18/2004

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To be correct, Tom Cruise did not wear the Ray Bans in this famous movie scene but I felt they were a necessary addition to the Lee.
Sometimes you just have to say, ”What the fuck.”

Orville Redenbacher Lee

Lee of the Day: A History
11/15/2004


Is this a good Lee, or is it more like looking into the future?
Some interesting stuff about Orville:
His name was originally Sam Henry and he changed it to the name that he made famous.
What a genius!
Also, since ConAgra Foods has bought Orville’s line of products, his gorgeous mug no longer appears on the box.
But luckily you can get some decent Orville stuff on E-Bay…

Jollee Green Giant

Lee of the Day: A History
11/12/2004


I have to start checking out more food labels for Lee ideas.
I am almost giddy about making Orville Redenbacher Lee….